one two three fourrrrnication!
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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