also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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