How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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