I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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