My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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