Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
its not stalking. its research.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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