Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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