You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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