this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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