She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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