Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I think I am morally bankrupt
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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