That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
