she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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