oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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