he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I just gift wrapped bread.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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