okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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