Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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