I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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