Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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