She's JV to your varsity
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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