I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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