He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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