so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
The air taste purple.
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