i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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