Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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