I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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