As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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