My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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