I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
