But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
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dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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