I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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