Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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