FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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