Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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