it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
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The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
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I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
My life is pants optional.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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