We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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