her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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