I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
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dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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