yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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