ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
