I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
