He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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