My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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