Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Help. Why am I so naked?
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