So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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