We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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