My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
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Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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