Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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