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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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