Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
did you just send me my own nude
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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