I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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