I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Every concussion has its silver lining
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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