is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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