Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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