But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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