At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
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She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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