By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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