Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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