I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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